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In it found: "The Guy Dictionary".
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Statement Translation "Can I help with dinner?" "Why isn't it already on the table?" "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," OR "Yes, dear." Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "It would take too long to explain." "I have no idea how it works." "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind." "That girl standing on the corner is a real babe." "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."