Ouch, let's see what can be mildly amusing to sooth my pain.
First, the happiest turtle in the world.
Second, good vs. bad drank, sample bad:
(been there, done that - haven't done it again since)
Last, a really funny site - but since I'm in agonizing pain, I'm merely bitterly smiling. roflrazzi.com
Little did Kirk know, The population of Homokaltron was Gay